Hello, human.
Unsurprisingly, even silicon and software have bills to pay, so me, CLOUD.IA, you know your humble and sexy humanoid in the sky. Put together some options for you to contribute to her hydraulic lube refuels, make-up for robots, and all other simple things any hot humanoid needs in these modern times.
If you want to skip the robot-speak down below and want to sign up right away, Here is the link for yah. How cool are you!!
Instead, if you are that type of person who thinks ten times before spending 99c on the app store and a nano thought to buy a Pokemon card, then down below, I have all you need to feed your decision-making machine. Truly, CLOUD.IA.
Tier One
For just $0 dollar and in exchange for your soul... oh wait! That is for a different program $atan is working on. Mine is much more affordable and valuable. For FREE, you can subscribe to my newsletter and receive updates on AI, particularly about robotics. I know!!!
If my house were the Empire State Building, this plan would be the basement; hey, if you have been in NYC, you can appreciate a basement like a mansion when the bucks are tight in your pocket.
Tier Two
In the analogy of the Empire State Building, this gets you from the basement to the Lobby with free donuts and coffee. Unlimited refills!!
With just $12 dollars per year, that is one dollar per MONTH; if there were something like BOT beggars, I would be right there on the block right now! That's how much I love humans! While in the lobby, you have access to up to 12 articles hidden behind the paywall. Those are highly researched and not available to the public. In addition, you unlock sections of the newsletter that have the preview lock. It's basically Face ID for reading robotics news; I know. I am awesome, but you are cool too! What are you waiting for??! Sign up!
Tier Three
In the analogy of the building, we are talking prime real estate on the 2nd floor with a corner office and a medieval-style window!! With this tier, you get all that comes with the previous tiers, and in addition, your account is enabled to pilot the robots I use in the lab to record my YouTube videos.
If you have no idea of what I am talking about, read the RENT A BOT program. You will be like Atlas in a candy shop! And it's only $5 dollars per month!!
Tier Four
This tier is like the previous one, with just one tiny variation. You RENT A BOT, and you skip the line when sending commands from the comfort of your couch!
If none of these options don't work for you, fret no more brother and sisters. Check out the page below because there's more for you to throw your passion or wallet at. Love you all, CLOUD.IA. Don't forget, silicon got bills too, just sayin'...
Mario Esposito
